Sadly, one my friends and coworkers has taken a little hiatus from Neumos to go live in West Virginia or somewhere for six weeks. I do hope she returns and finds a job that suits her and all of her dreams. Before she left, I had to take a peak inside her new favorite satchel. Everyone... meet Kate and her purse.

Kate, 26. Brown leather satchel. 10:30pm - Moe Bar
Kate: Do you have any gum?
Radjaw: I have two pieces left, you can have one for a dollar.
Kate: It's in my purse let me get it for you.
Radjaw: What kind of purse is that?
Kate: It's a Coach leather satchel and it is my new favorite!
Radjaw: How long have you had it?
Kate: Someone left it here about a month ago.
Radjaw: So you took someone else's purse from lost & found?
Kate: Well, not exactly.. It was a gear bag for someone and they left it behind. After a while, nobody claimed it and I figured it was some band travelling on tour. It looked so good on me, I snatched it up!
Radjaw: Can we take a look inside?
Kate: Uhh.. okay!?
Voter registration card
Driver test notes
Radjaw: You don't have a license?
Kate: I do, it's from a while ago.
A package of AAA batteries with no batteries inside
2 single dollar bills
Lip balm
Headphones
Health insurance card
Kate: That's my old roommate's card.
Radjaw: Why do you have that?
Kate: I.. don't.. know..
A few pens
Decibel staff all access pass
Wallet
Box of to go food, probably Poquito's
Cell phone
Glow bracelet without any glow
Radjaw: There sure is a lot of garbage in here!
Kate: I know, it's my work bag! Hush!
Red glitter nail polish
A bunch of random keys
A mirror
Gum
Kate: Oh! I didn't know I had any gum in here until I got to the bottom.
Macbook Pro
9 more single dollar bills
Mood ring, blue
Bottle of water
Radjaw: You should probably empty the purse out and throw some of the garbage away.
Kate: But, I might need some of it!
Radjaw: Riiiight.

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