Thursday, December 20, 2012

Purse Thursday - Reghann

I am interviewing the purses of women again and again. These women do not know they are going to be interviewed, so catching them and their purse in their utmost natural presence is very important. I'm excited to learn more about the fashions and styles of women, see how much stuff they carry around, and just how clean or nasty they are. Shall we?

Recently, I got to meet some very great people while working and touring with Crypts. One of them is not only the wife of the lead singer, but also my new personal hair stylist. This woman is filled with class and a whole lotta sassafras. She carries a purse bigger than most suitcases. A few weeks ago we drank with a group of friends all over The Hill. I give to you, Reghann and her purse.

Reghann, 34. Black leather bag. 12:02am - Unicorn.

Radjaw: What kind of purse is that?
Reghann: Marc Jacobs
Radjaw: How long have you had it?
Reghann: I don't know, like five years. It's my everything purse. I love it!
Radjaw: What do you love about it?
Reghann: I love the shape of it and after all this time it still smells the fucking same.
Radjaw: Can I see what's in it?
Reghann: Why?
Radjaw: Because it's fucking huge!
Reghann: OK, but Steve (her husband) needs a Jager shot first.
Steve: Woooo!!!
Reghann: Jesus, I have so much shit in here.
Radjaw: Let's see!
Downy spray
Small water bottle, empty
Big water bottle, half full
Nail polish
Dog shit bags
*Just then everything on the table falls onto the ground.
Reghann: This is like the one time I went to a psychiatrist.
Radjaw: ?...
Crumpled up heart napkin
Embassy Suites hotel card
Reghann: Portland!
Steve: Portlaaaaaannndddd!!!
Small water bottle, full
Medium water bottle, almost empty
Radjaw: You sure do have a lot of water bottles in there.
Reghann: I like to stay hydrated, plus I get them at my job.
Radjaw: It's like a personal recycling bin.
Empty pack of gum
Chloe lotion
Band-aids, empty
Victoria's Secret gift card
Reghann: I don't wanna put that! I want to keep that.
*Puts card into pocket
Nail file
Hand lotion
Face lotion
Lip gloss
Reghann: (Yelling to bar) Someone left Yves Saint Lauren lip gloss on the table! It's mine now!
Radjaw: Is that everything?
Reghann: Yes.. time to photobooth!
Radjaw: YIKES.

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