Showing posts with label vote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vote. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Bill Cosby Sweaters
We are all well aware that Bill Cosby is known for a few major things: being hilarious, talking funny, eating Jell-O, and wearing outrageous sweaters. Now, you have a chance to pick your favorite. Ain't nothing fucking with that track & field one so let's just declare a winner now, shall we? VOTE NOW
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
P Smoov VS God
It's that time of year. Everyone's favorite totally pointless competition is here. The Championship of Balls Championship. P Smoov had a massive victory in the 1st round against Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse. This time he is facing up against a more worthy opponent: God. Sure God walks on water, but P surfs on crowds.
We are Out For Stardom, we think we should win everything. So here's 10 reasons to vote for P Smoov.
1. God has more fans. Underdog factor.
2. If you don't follow P, he won't condemn you to an eternally burning hell.
3. P gets more tail than God.
4. God's beats are wack.
5. P Smoov actually exists.
6. God created overpopulation. P Smoov is pro-choice and all about contraceptives.
7. God hates the gays. P has some of his wildest nights on the town with his homo buddies.
8. God doesn't know where to find the really good drugs.
9. P is vegan and loves his furry friends. God is sacrificing lambs left and right and only saved a few of each animal in that big flood he sent.
10. P is all about protecting the environment. God's gunna destroy the earth in a lake of fire and destroy all who are not sanctified by the blood of Jesus. God makes British Petrol seem like Green Peace.
Now go vote for P Smoov here.
We are Out For Stardom, we think we should win everything. So here's 10 reasons to vote for P Smoov.
1. God has more fans. Underdog factor.
2. If you don't follow P, he won't condemn you to an eternally burning hell.
3. P gets more tail than God.
4. God's beats are wack.
5. P Smoov actually exists.
6. God created overpopulation. P Smoov is pro-choice and all about contraceptives.
7. God hates the gays. P has some of his wildest nights on the town with his homo buddies.
8. God doesn't know where to find the really good drugs.
9. P is vegan and loves his furry friends. God is sacrificing lambs left and right and only saved a few of each animal in that big flood he sent.
10. P is all about protecting the environment. God's gunna destroy the earth in a lake of fire and destroy all who are not sanctified by the blood of Jesus. God makes British Petrol seem like Green Peace.
Now go vote for P Smoov here.
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