Beard Beanies

Instantly transform yourself to a North Westerner... no matter where you are.

I want one of these.





We do love us some beards over here

Moustair Radjaw

Moustair is so hilarious!! I had to make my own.

Rudy's

This is a great little film about Rudy's and how they got their start and how they are making buttloads of money and yadda yadda yadda.. but seriously HOW COME NOBODY THERE CAN TRIM A FUCKING BEARD?

RUDY'S BARBERSHOP: RUDY'S SAVES from Rudy's Barbershop on Vimeo.

BEARD OFF VIDEO

You've seen it on blogs and blogs and blogs. But you can now see Stefan Gray's video of the night. Shot for shot action!!

Beard Off! from Stephan Gray on Vimeo.

Lamborghiniz

Everyone knows who Fresh Espresso & They Live! are but who else is playing? Some people wanted to know who the Lamborghiniz are, well let me do some explaining. They are a few members from Coconut Coolouts that do cool shit like this:




Now, they make booty music on a side project. I am unfortunate to not have any video, but you can hear tunes HERE. Here's their mission statement:

4 big-dick muh'fuckaz who got sick of hearing all this music that DON'T be talkin' about fuckin'. So we write songs that talk about shit we know about like sex, oral sex, group sex, party sex, sex parties, takin' drugs and havin' sex at parties, public restroom sex, sex with old ladies, sex with sexy ladies, sexy sex, filthy-ass dirty-as-fuck sex, big booties, big titties, little booties, little titties and girls that like to fuck. People say we're too nasty and that all we rap about is fuckin'. Welp, THEY RIGHT!

UNDERCARD!!!

So this just announced Justo of The Physics will be playing against Language Arts in the undercard matchup of the BEARD/OFF. Now I know neither of these guys have beards, but they have an outstanding score to settle with each other. They've been hooping for a while now, and this time they are putting everything on the line! Well, not everything, but a beat and a verse in an upcoming song will be. So loser has to put in some work! Should be exciting..

Justo


Language Arts

SSG Beard OFF Preview

Seattle Show Gal took the time to talk to Thomas and I about the upcoming beard off at Funhouse. This shit cracks me up.

BEARD OFF OFFICIAL!

IT IS ON.