Sunday, March 10, 2013

BE RIGHT BACK

Taking a blog break.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

THE PHYSICS - "The Goodbye" (Official Music Video)

Had the pleasure of crafting some visuals for the supremely talented folks aka The Physics. Song is called "The Goodbye" with the production by Bean One.  Dope track.

On the visual production side, we got to vaguely fuck a Chevy Suburban up.  Always a plus.  In fact, one of my favorite American childhood pastimes.  Originally in the treatment I wanted to express a more blatant disregard for the environment and just lit the piece of shit on fire.  Whatever.  Smashing glass, metal and toxic fluids into the ground water was still able to get my Dick Cheney pretty dang hard.  In other notes, three of us got Hep C from rusty pieces of metal in the junkyard, and one person died.  Overall a remarkably smooth shoot.  Please don't let me know what you think.
 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Costa Rica

I will be gone the next two weeks on an adventurous journey with my lovely lady to the fabulous country of Costa Rica. Needless to say, I've been getting in the mood lately. I will try to blog/write/share with you our amazing times. For now listen to these and look at this picture:



Thursday, January 10, 2013

Purse Thursday - Kelsey

I am interviewing the purses of women again and again. These women do not know they are going to be interviewed, so catching them and their purse in their utmost natural presence is very important. I'm excited to learn more about the fashions and styles of women, see how much stuff they carry around, and just how clean or nasty they are. Shall we?

The other night Kelsey needed a place to hang for a few hours before heading over to a show at The Comet. She came over to meet my lady for some pre funk drinks, turkey meatballs, and girl talk. I was stuck sitting very quietly at the dinner table while these two ranted and raved through their daily gossips. Luckily for me, I had a tightly rolled joint and a new box full of records to keep me occupied. Hours later, Kelsey realized she was way too high to make it to the show and I took this opportunity to dump her purse belongings onto the table.



Radjaw: Can I see what's in your purse?
Kelsey: Sure, it's not like I'm in a rush anymore!
Radjaw: Where did you get the purse?
Kelsey: Port Angeles Vintage Mall. It was overpriced ($25) but I didn't care, I really liked it.
Radjaw: Is it your everyday bag?
Kelsey: Yeah. I've used it since the day I got it two months ago.
Radjaw: What kind of bag?
Kelsey: It's Aqua Madonna and as you can see all the hair is gone. It used to be covered in fur!! But now it's sad and kinda ghetto.
Radjaw: That is sad. That is really sad. But what is inside?!
- Fingerless glove
- Revlon lipstick
- 3 pronged outlet converter
- 2 EmergenC raspberry lemonade packets
- Cellphone
- Obama matchbook
- Dog leash & collar

Radjaw: Do you have a dog?
Kelsey: No, I don't. Sometimes I am with my best friend's dog, Coby. I have that just in case I need it.
Radjaw: Do you like dogs that wear dresses?
Kelsey: Dogs in dresses are great. Dogs in anything are pretty much fucking great. Put some rain boots on them, whatever!
Radjaw: I recently bought a dog a football jersey with his name on it.
Kelsey: I recently watched two dogs hump each other while wearing dresses. Mark was humping Seabass, he was asking for it. If you dress like a slut, you get treated like one, right?
- Headphones
- Keys
- Other fingerless glove
- Single car key

Kelsey: That's the van key from my work that I will never return.
- More lipstick
- Django movie ticket stub
- 5 bobby pins
- Sealed locket

Radjaw: What's in the locket?
Kelsey: Nothing. It is glued shut! My friend fixed it and sealed it forever before I could put something inside of it. It's like a sad tomb.
- Chapstick
- Coin purse
- A bunch of change

Kelsey: There's change all over the place!
Radjaw: How much?
Kelsey: There's a bunch all on the bottom of the purse just swishing around.
Radjaw: Why not use the coin purse?
Kelsey: It's vintage, used to be my grandmother's. It has a ripped hole in the side so none of the change stays in it.
Radjaw: Maybe you should use the change to buy a new one?
Kelsey: This was my grandmother's.
Radjaw: Get it repaired?
- Andrew Johnson matchbook
- Glasses cloth
- Starbucks holiday stamp card

Kelsey: I only go there because it's near my work! I also got this receipt from Ross for this stupid thing that I'm hoping to return. I'm afraid they won't take it back because this receipt looks like it was raped or something.
- Camel Lights
- Ring
- SAM gift card
- Lollia shea butter lotion

Kelsey: I really didn't think my purse was that interesting until I pulled everything out.
Radjaw: Is that everything?
Kelsey: Just some more change. It'd be awesome if I still had my loaded gun in there!
Radjaw: Can I have a cigarette?
Kelsey: Yes.

Who Are The Physics?

"A couple months back, our good friends, Avi Loud and Robin Park followed us around and put together a behind the scenes depiction of The Physics crew and our shenanigans. This video "Who Are The Physics" is what resulted. Check it out, hopefully you'll get to know us better."

Happiness Is..

Sometimes it is okay to follow blogs that are focused on what women want and like. I've been following Happiness Is for the past few years and I highly recommend it. I love blogs that inspire, create, and dream.

ABC of Architects

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

Out For Stats

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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Purse Thursday - Reghann

I am interviewing the purses of women again and again. These women do not know they are going to be interviewed, so catching them and their purse in their utmost natural presence is very important. I'm excited to learn more about the fashions and styles of women, see how much stuff they carry around, and just how clean or nasty they are. Shall we?

Recently, I got to meet some very great people while working and touring with Crypts. One of them is not only the wife of the lead singer, but also my new personal hair stylist. This woman is filled with class and a whole lotta sassafras. She carries a purse bigger than most suitcases. A few weeks ago we drank with a group of friends all over The Hill. I give to you, Reghann and her purse.



Reghann, 34. Black leather bag. 12:02am - Unicorn.

Radjaw: What kind of purse is that?
Reghann: Marc Jacobs
Radjaw: How long have you had it?
Reghann: I don't know, like five years. It's my everything purse. I love it!
Radjaw: What do you love about it?
Reghann: I love the shape of it and after all this time it still smells the fucking same.
Radjaw: Can I see what's in it?
Reghann: Why?
Radjaw: Because it's fucking huge!
Reghann: OK, but Steve (her husband) needs a Jager shot first.
Steve: Woooo!!!
Reghann: Jesus, I have so much shit in here.
Radjaw: Let's see!
Downy spray
Small water bottle, empty
Big water bottle, half full
Nail polish
Dog shit bags
*Just then everything on the table falls onto the ground.
Reghann: This is like the one time I went to a psychiatrist.
Radjaw: ?...
Crumpled up heart napkin
Wallet
Embassy Suites hotel card
Reghann: Portland!
Steve: Portlaaaaaannndddd!!!
Lipstick
Small water bottle, full
Medium water bottle, almost empty
Radjaw: You sure do have a lot of water bottles in there.
Reghann: I like to stay hydrated, plus I get them at my job.
Radjaw: It's like a personal recycling bin.
Empty pack of gum
Chloe lotion
Band-aids, empty
Victoria's Secret gift card
Reghann: I don't wanna put that! I want to keep that.
*Puts card into pocket
Nail file
Hand lotion
Face lotion
Lip gloss
Reghann: (Yelling to bar) Someone left Yves Saint Lauren lip gloss on the table! It's mine now!
Radjaw: Is that everything?
Reghann: Yes.. time to photobooth!
Radjaw: YIKES.