What could be more civilized than high tea at the elegant Sorrento Hotel with Seattle's preeminent etiquette experts, the well-behaved boys of hipster-hop act Mad Rad? Which fork is the scone fork? How many biscuits ought one to ingest at a time? What's the proper way to escape a bouncer's choke hold? For the winner of this auction, P Smoov, Buffalo Madonna, Terry Radjaw, and DJ Darwin will entertain such questions and more over a private tea service the likes of which would make King Ralph fart with envy.
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